Yesterday…

Me: Oh wow! Zach has a 3-inch hair on his head!
Matt: What? How is that even possible? He barely has hair!

Today…

Matt: Where is this 3-inch hair on Zach’s head?
Me: I trimmed it. It looked out of place.
Matt: What? Why??? That’s like cutting off a man’s comb-over! You gotta give him what he can get! Oh, here it is.